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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” aapki saheli ko 1 “PaPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
app Mujhay
aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORaL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJaMaS?
aap ko "CHODa"..aap ko pir "CHODa"aap ko bar bar
"CHODa"aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODa aUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
a Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


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Say : I''ll Do anyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





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