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Diagram in boo
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff abi Nhi Krona

akele Me Krna

















NaaK SaaF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Girls misuse it
Girls misuse it!

anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

artists create it!

That''s SMILE
Keep Smiling..
ochta Hun Aaj Baho
"Sochta Hun aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
Wo kiyA hAi
Wo kiya hai??
JiS pE agar Piyar se Hath phEro to Foran Khara ho jata hai??




U Dirty MiNd





answEr hai

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Betha
hua

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Bakra ... :p ;->
Mere pain da
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USaMa da pa diyo.
What''s An Average
What''s an average 6 Inch Long

Inside a Guy''s Pants and Girls Love To Blow It Up?






a:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

always Think POSITIVE
In Which Situation
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
Larka Larki Se Kia
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
KyA AapNe kAb
Kya aapNe kabhi Munh me Liya hy??


Wo Mota sa,


aas-Paas baaL,


NaraM-NaraM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




Kabhi BUTTa nahi khaya? :p ;->
SAb kEhte hAiN
Sab kEhte haiN
9 MahiNoN mE h0 jata hy,
Per ab tou 10wa MahiNa Start h0 gaya hy,

aakhir yE kab h0 ga..??



1. TiME ChangE
2. WeathEr ChangE.. :p ;->
Jaano Meray mun mai
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

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