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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->
I''m very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash a Glass
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PaTHaN ki goad main baithay ho.
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
Dil Chahta Hai K aaj
aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
aap Ki,


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GaNDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 Saccha Waqiya
7 SaaL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K Baap Or Bhai Ne Pakar Kar,
Buri Tarah Se Usko Zabardasti...











School Bhej Dia . . . ;->
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the aNSWaR?


WHaT?

ho...don''t think dirty...


its a ''''CIGRETTE''''
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PaRCHaM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou aata Hai aaaM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeasOn . . . ;->