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Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i''m the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"
View a Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
at a Photo Negative.
...a Single Negative
Can Create an
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !
Press Down if u think u r MaD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTaL CaSE!!
I saw U on ROaD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEaRT started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Flowers+butterfly = a beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = a romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = a lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.