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Son : Mom, Teacher Was asking Me 2day
If U Have any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
Man Tries To Throw a Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is alive.
The Guy: This Is Not a Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
a Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".
a Brahmin & a Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl and 1st Boy?

Guess?


Guess?



Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "and Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
New Remix Song Of
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MaNGaY MORE"
agar aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILaWa To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Log Kehte Hain Ki achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..

aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.