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From Where Would a Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo aur Nahao Hi Mat!
a sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying after IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win as Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying after IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win as Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .




































Chalo ab Matti Pao, ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

















Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .











Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
The Thing Which We Come To Know after Watching
SHOLaY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LaPTOP Dya


CYCLE Mangi

CaR Di



HUT Manga

BaNGLa Dya



DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya




ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai