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FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

apni aadat Se Kahaan Baaz aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
PPP New Slogen

Roti

Kapra

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?


Dhuz?
no


Dhooz?
no


Thish?



Nahi bhai


ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...


Lot kar




aa jao



please




main ne




yaqeen karo



"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
apuN Ko FaQEER ko 1 Rupia dena tha,
Kafi dair ho chuki FaQEER to miLa nhi,

Is Liye Socha k ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO Ya ESEY DO}... ;->
award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



altaaf Husain ;->
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->