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why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
allah aap ki zindagi minar-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karay

aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr aap par charhay.

aameen
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCaR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
a three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BaR n say 2 each other P-YaaR
Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon Na...
Na is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
Sholay mein aBRaHaM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....