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An old couple
an old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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ONE HUNDRED aND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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ONE HUNDRED aND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Sony tv pe aisa
Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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aa-HaT(aaHaT)!!
When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORaNCE


Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.


But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;
KanJoOs Msg kAr Nahin To
KanJoOs Msg kar
Nahin To
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Nahin To
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Marzi naa ker...
What a Wondrful Drama..
What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:altaf bhai
Heroen:altaf
Vilan:altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
altaf, altaf.. Bajao tali.
Happy Dhakkan Day... ;-&gt;
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, ab aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Girl’s Attitude
Girl’s attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTa Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
Shakespare Said
Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get a Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













all False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMaGINaTION . . . .

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