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What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....

Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....

The guy who

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.

A Man Can Be

a Man Can Be Happy With any Woman

as Long as

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

If U Are

If U are

Ever In Doubt

as To Wether or Not

To Kiss a Pretty Girl . . .

alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt

2 Friends . . . See & Saw

2 Friends . . . See & Saw
One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .

agar Samajh aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Professor

Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look at Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BharI kahanI sUnO gE

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DeKha aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh Paaye ;->

Mom kya aapne

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???

One persn asks to another

One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BaCHPaN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

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