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Naanch Meri Bulbul To PaISa Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)

Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "

Once the ant

Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.

It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.

She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.

Dog:Where are you going?

Dog:Where are you going?

ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PaDUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

When a newly

When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!

How to irritate Bill Gates

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

A man drinking

a man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

DON ne ab jurm ki

DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy

ab 1 MaDRaSSa banaya hy

So plz...

Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->

Sardar g:

Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

WhiskEY, Drugs

WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...

Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->

Shakespeare said,

Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

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