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Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MaZLUMON Ka SaTHI HaI aLTaF HUSSaIN.
asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!
Har Yug Me aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai


+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674

~ Tum BiN ~
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' and the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Raheel :
awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Raheel :
awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?






niche dekho..













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aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
ab 126 HOGaYE.....;->
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M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
Power Of One ...


One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

and that one is

YOU......;->
shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

kapade dhoye dhoby....

shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

hum sab khaye gobi......;->