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Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

What Is The Difference Between

What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?

Simple Hy Yaar

an alphabet . . . ;-

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

aray Idiot

Bitches aur Kaun . . . ;->

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi are Running ….!

What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???

Think

Welll

It Willl

“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se aaonga ;->

Mjhe Pata Hai

Mjhe Pata Hai Tum aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr apna Pyar Jatati Hai

Father To Guy

Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+a+N+T+I

L = Luvly

a = attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You are 100 %
LaNTI Friend ;->

The Problem With The World Is .

The Problem With The World Is . . .

Stupids are Sure and Intelligents are Full Of Doubts . . .

So Tell Me Who all are Sure Here . . . ;->

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-

1 Chotey Bache

1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola aur apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:

"aap Roz Baji Se Milne aa Jate Hyn, Kia aap Ki
apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->

Keeklee Kaleer Di

Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.

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