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Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJaBI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHaBHI KHaDI HaI

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, attend it!"

Q: What’s the

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

a: a good lawyer knows the law.
a great lawyer knows the judge.

Choosing Career

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

The length &

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Why are the Egyptian

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...

why did the grandma

why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?

bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!

AgAr " Mahima

agar " Mahima choudhry" ladka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wat iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gamEs?

a sardar''s deadbOdy was fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOard

& He was declared tHe w|nnEr oF last year''s hidE & seEk champiNnship!

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

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