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A man was driving

a man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

after making

after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???

sOcho

cOme on ur close!!

yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sanjay NEELa bhansali!!

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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sa-l33

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

what iS tHe nam3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo can walk on tHe walls?

chipka-l33

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

what iS tHe nam3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo can walk on tHe walls?

chipka-l33

spell the word silk without looking here

spell the word silk without looking here

now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
after marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

Bacheoo ka deewana hua

Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....

Girls word in diff language

Girls word in diff language

arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!

1admi bola jb

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.

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