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Women Are Confusing

Women are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect a Man

after Marriage They Suspect a Man

afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than another Dog asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K aate Hain" ;->

Teacher Asked A Student

Teacher asked a Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?

Student : Jii, Pehle Butt

Phr Rajput

Phr Darzi

aur

Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->

Viaah De Mauqe

Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya

Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C

"Dil Me Chupa K armaan Le Chale
Hum aaj apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->

Thief with knife

Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:acchha???To phir MERa paisa nikal

Behind every successful student,

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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a Beautiful Teacher..!!

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
aap bhale hume bhulakar KHaNa KHa LO...
HUM aapko Yaad kiye bina PaNI BHI NaHI PETE !!

Yash raj ki wife

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM

after few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

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