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Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HaPPY aPRIL FOOL"S DaY!)

pAtA hAi kiA...

pata hai kia...

chalO rEhnay dO....bachu kO btanay wali baat nahi hai...

1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SaTHI ZaMIN PER.

3. BHaI LOG LaNDON WaLaY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF aLTaF.

7. BHaI JO BHI KaHEN.

8. LaGaY RaHO aLTaF BHaI...

Mian ßivi Apny

Mian ßivi apny ßachy k ly Robot ly ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:abu aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

GALS look

GaLS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

Popular Dialogues after Daru session.....
1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga
2. Tu bura na manni bai
3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere
4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???
5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha
6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna
7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina
8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a
9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai
10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Arz kiya hai.

arz kiya hai.
adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

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Ve GUJRa way.
VeGUJRa way.

Teacher

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

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