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aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSaaN KI MOUT MaaRE JaO GE . . . ;->
Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.


4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;
To hear wat is unspoken,

To see wat is unseen,

To feel widout even touching,

is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIa

n people think its love how stupid ;->
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??



i dont think its a tough one



well the answer is




Because....They Sell Cloth See kay(CK)
a bOy lOst In The mall

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??


BCOZ


NEWTONS LaW OF MOTION



F=Ma

SO HE WaS SHOUTING


Ma

Ma

Ma

Ma

Ma
Q. which day is stronger..!

Sunday Or Monday...??



The answer is..!


Its Sunday


Coz


Monday Is a Weekday(Weak day
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.




Vijay : abey to phir Maa kiske paas hai ?!?
Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
ap Roothtay Rahy


Hum Manatay Rahy



apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy


ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha

Hum peechay Sy apko


Munh Chiratay Rahy
Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == aakhri Rasta
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT



WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output



HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses



TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.


Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...