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Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??















Umar Gul
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???









Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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a: U U Coffee!
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

after much thought he wrote : Yes!
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.