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Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: as d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSaGE.
SO I HaVE DECIDED TO CHaRGE FOR MY MESSaGE
aND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

and the next was a " very very late" remark.

and fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LaTEST" remark :->

Murder Of English..!

Murder Of English..!

Gimme a Red Colour Pen With any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->

Teacher

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJaBI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHaBHI KHaDI Ha

When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORaNCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

Why dont nails

Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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Dad: if u Pass

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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BREAKING NEWS:

BREaKING NEWS:

KaRaChi mein aaj BaRaF Giri.
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1 aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!

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