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Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

at the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH

FOR PEPSI - SHaRUKH
FOR COKE - aMIR
FOR MIRINDa - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - aKSHaY
CONGRaTULaTIONS. ..
DESI DaRU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYa HaI....

MAN :

MaN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MaN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO raHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aatI. IsLiYe maiNe SoCh kI abHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi aaP BaHuT aKkaLMaND HaI Na !!!!!

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO raHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aatI. IsLiYe maiNe SoCh kI abHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi aaP BaHuT aKkaLMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K

aao aaj Hum Wada Karain K

Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

Wafa Karenge

Mohabbat Karenge

Sirf aur Sirf

Pakistan Se ;->

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo

agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .

Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Because

Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->

Life Of A University Student

Life Of a University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Life Of A University Student

Life Of a University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

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