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Last Night. . . .

I Dreamed I ate a Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''

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When I Woke Up

The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->

What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''

What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''

an empty pocket... ;->

Why We Dont Study

Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?

coz

Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza aur Hy . . . ;->

hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-Pa

A hUnt3r shoOts

a hUnt3r shoOts at tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????

sOchO sOchO...
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areY jan|X

tiGer was watchin climax of DEVDaS

wOt wilL i nAme mY

wOt wilL i name mY sOn iF hE fallS iN lOve Only Once???...

EKLoveYa :-

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r

wOt wilL jYoti call h3r grandaughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D

what is tHe similarity b3tw33n jOdha akbar anD deepika padukOne?
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dOnO achchee HaI bUt thOdee lambi hai

Once an Ant

Once an ant aNd aN elephant weNt fOr a mOvie...!
after sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?

Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt was So-le (Sholay)

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

what d|d a rat say tO a cat??

tHink?

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BillO ran| kahO tO aBhi jaaan De DuN...!

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

think guys

aNS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...

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