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Q) Aisa kaunsa motion

Q) aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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a) LOOSE MOTION :))

Why did Vivek

Why did Vivek not react when he & aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RaI

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

Aatif Aslam ek

aatif aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHaIN CHEENa ISHQ KE EHSaaS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

Though i love

Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa Maa :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...

Shahid aur Kareena

Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..

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Its amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDa hone se pehle Shahid ne amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVaH kiyaa..:))

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the aRT OF LEaVING :))

Men always wonder

Men always wonder wat a woman want

!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .

and that is "ek chutki sindhur"

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

A Punjab Policeman

a Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Tortoise & Rabbit

Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTa :-P

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