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Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari aadatain
Badal De
aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
allama Iqbal apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
What Does Princess Diana & a Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?






















They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
and the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?









By LaUGHING. . .










How. . . ? ? ?













B''coz






''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
What''s The Difference Between a Man Jumping From 1st Floor and a Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???










Former Goes [HIT] ''''aaaaaaa''''
While
The Later Goes ''''aaaaaaa'''' [HIT] ;->
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between an apple & an Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both are Not Banana . . . ;->

True Luv Story

a Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia





Ehsaas ab Tak Hai





aankhain Nam Hain





aur Saanso''n Main aag ab Tak Hai





aur Kyun Na Ho





Khai Bhi Tou ''''HaRI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye







Wo Soye Huey Thay









Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar aaye






Hum Soye Huey Thay




Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIaN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->