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Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG La KE KISI DE DHI BEHaN NU Naa CHEDO...
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai aDaMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh aURaT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa

“Nangaa

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->
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Farishte Kahain
“Nawa aya ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
When i dont get ur sms!!



a little pain in my heart.




a small tear in my eyes




and sadness falls on my face.



What is this?




Its nothing




“Just Dramabazi“ ;->
Lo Bhai Mitro

Jo Marzi Ho Jave

ajj Leni Hi Leni ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe Fatti Hove

Chahe Khulli Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .

Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni ae. . .

Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .

Kyun k. . .







Hun Exams aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->