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2000 mai Lipstick

2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii

if 1=5 2=25

if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?

before scrollin think.

answer is 1
Remember 5=1

Height Of Dreaming:

Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates came tO Me and asked
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are,Tere paas xp ki Cd hai kya?

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
a Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
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after Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

Having A Girl Friend

Having a Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEaRT To LOVE Her

a CLUB To TaKE Her

a DIaMOND To GIFT Her

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a SPaDE To Burry Her . . . :-P

Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever after . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever after. . . " ;->

What Do U Call

What Do U Call a Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?

Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead. . . ;->

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . .

IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .

"Current Ho na Ho"

"Janam Supply Karo"

"aa ab B.Tech Karain"

"Kabhi a.C Kabhi D.C"

"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"

"Engineer No.1"

"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"

"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"

"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

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