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How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZaRURaT NaHI,

452 No. LaGaO aUR SaMNE WaLa LaaL BUTTON DaBaO,

TIJORI KHUL JaYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"aaJ MERa INSaNIYaT SE VISHWaS UTH GaYa" . . . ;->

Q: Which is Higher "A Mountain"

Q: Which is Higher
"a Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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a: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call a Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

aur kuch aise b hain ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha

Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha

There is a great saying ...

There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...

seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me

50 meel duur jab

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHamiya ban jayega

Machar marne ka asan Tareqa

Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa

Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain

Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole

Use Morten pila den.->

Shair:Arz kia hai

Shair:arz kia hai

Pathan Irshad irshad.

Shair:arz kai hai.

Pathan:Irshad irshad.

Shair:abey Kamine bolne
To do

Pathan:Wah Wah Wah

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
after marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

KaASsh...

KaaSsh...

aaj thori barish ajaye...

Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...

Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...

Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->

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