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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Height Of Inspiration



College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai a+ Grade Laitay
Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PaISE PEHLE LE LENa,YE aaDMI BaaDME LaFDa KaRTa HaI :p
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi aur Roti 2 Rs Ki


aur


aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHaRRaF . . . ;->
aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,

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aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUSHaRaF"
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Kya aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,

aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,

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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,


Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey Hain,


Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,


JeSE K


Mein



he he he