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Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives

"monopoly is always
damaging

and

competition improves
service".:->

Wait Wait Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Cool

Relax

Ok

Ready

Start

5

4

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2

1

Now

I m starting send
msgs...

Considering his

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->

Q.What do me and a mirro

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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a.When we see your face we both crack up. . .

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

TeStInG Ur BlOoD

TeStInG Ur BlOoD

PlEaZ WaIt . . . .

33% COmPlEtE

66% COmPlEtE

100% DONE

RePorT

HIV +

DaRo NaHi

It MeanS

"HoNeY In VeInS"

That''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PaO

DOWNLOaD = THaLLE LaO

DELETE = MITTI PaO

RUN = NaSO

SEaRCH = LaBO

aLT CTRL DEL = SYaPa HII MUKaO . . . ;->

What Is Da Similarity

What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->

A man''s silence

a man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

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