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Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

A girl askd her boyfrnd:

a girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Kanjusi ka matlab kya?

Na call, na sms mila?

Parh parh msg hasda ja?

Saadi ker na koi parwah?

Mera balance muka?

Te apne set nu taala la

ooiy yaroo

ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo

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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

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flert ko tum end karo

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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo

ARZ KIYA HAI...

aRZ KIYa HaI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...

Urgent msg to all..

Urgent msg to all..

if anyone want to donate their eyes..

plz contact.

Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“

Chan Chandni rat meharma

Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..

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msg koi nai bhejda
LaGDa SO GaYE SaaRE.....

Men''ll never

Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

and that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!

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