Two f
actory workers
are t
alking.
The wom
an s
ays, "I c
an m
ake the boss give me the d
ay off."
The m
an replies, "
and how would you do th
at?"
The wom
an s
ays, "Just w
ait
and see." She then h
angs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in
and s
ays, "Wh
at
are you doing?"
The wom
an replies, "I''m
a light bulb."
The boss then s
ays, "You''ve been working so much th
at you''ve gone cr
azy. I think you need to t
ake the d
ay off."
The m
an st
arts to follow her
and the boss s
ays, "Where
are you going?"
The m
an s
ays, "I''m going home, too. I c
an''t work in the d
ark." . . . ;->
