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Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta''el afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main aag Laga Di "



GeO ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
BREaKING NEWS:

Multan mein aaj BaRaF Giri.
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1 aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYa HOTa HaI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
a pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MaIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMaLE aye to aajana . . . ;->
2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
::::aRZ HaI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked


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YaR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k aLLaH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
TOILET K PaNI MaI TERTa HUa GHU
GHU SE YaD aaYa aBaY KaISa HaI TU
JaB BETHY BETHY NIKaL JaTI HaI POON
POON SE PHIR YaaD aaYa aBaY KaISa HaI TU
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEaSENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH