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At the bus stop a man

at the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from
your seats

Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>

After finising MBBS Dr''Muna start his

after finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.

He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,

Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...

KaaMWaLI ;->

WHat Will A Guy Sing

WHat Will a Guy Sing after He Gets Propsal From a Rich Girl . . . .

agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->

You Are Too Sexy . . .

You are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->

You Are Too Sexy . . .

You are Too Sexy . . .
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good after Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)

I Love U Yes I Love U

I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->

Behind Every Man''s

Behind Every Man''s Success There''s a Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man

This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHaK DE INDIa'''' ;->

Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
aur
aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, ab Keh Bhi Do

Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

Tiger Kills Goat

Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger asks: Why ?

Hippo Said:
Coz

''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->

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