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apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!


aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GaDHEY K SaR PE SEENG
NaHI HOTEY..->
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
after operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,


her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,


Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,


Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,


Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,


Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.


Bukhaar ho jata ..->
Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
LOGO SE PaNGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DaNGE B HONGE..

MUJHE Na SMS KIa TO..

aPKE 12 BaCCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GaNJE

3 NaNGE

aUR


6 LaFaNGE HONGE... ;)
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
Which is the most confusing day in america(U.S.a)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....