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Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Plz Pass This SMS
2 all Ur Frnd . . .

Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko

a Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of

PEPSI
Wid
a Large Pizza . . . . ;->

2 Punabi

2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->

Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is attraacted 2wards a Girl Wid a Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->

All Tempting & Beautifull

all Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life are Either. . . .

Illegal

Banned

Fattening

Expensive

Or . . .

Married to Others. . . ;->

Wonderful Combinations in this World.

Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.

My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->

Several Women

Several Women appeared In Court, Eah accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->

*some funny fact*

*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

ik admi nay kaha:i

ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRaTION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING aND HEaRT TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?

Kyunki...

Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U

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