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The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

aaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

andhay ko andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “and why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
all your relatives were standing behind u!
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

and that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

aur har shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIaL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
Yamraj ne BHUKaMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TaRGET pura karna hai...!!!