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Teacher :

Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid a Pencil Ma''am ;->

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Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->

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U have Just Watched My New Film:

TaaRE MOBiLE PaR . . . ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->

Lady 2 accountant:

Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P

What Is The Height of Flirting:

What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEaDING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!

Height Of Diplomacy?

Height Of Diplomacy?

Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.

Man:My wife is too good.

Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk

rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...

lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....

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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai

When sum1 touch u

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORaNCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

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bhagwaan

bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HaRE Rama HaRE Krishna"

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