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Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

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aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
apuN Ko FaQEER ko 1 Rupia dena tha,
Kafi dair ho chuki FaQEER to miLa nhi,

Is Liye Socha k ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO Ya ESEY DO}... ;->
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



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socho...







aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?





ajit: Cha Ling Chu.








Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?









ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
By all Means Marry


If U Get a Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get a Bad One


U’ll Become a Philospher . . . ;->
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing a Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The attention


It Deserves . . .
To Know a Person
Walk a Mile In His Shoes


Then




Then What ? ? ?








He Is One Mile away, U Have His Shoes . . . .


JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->
Here Is Some Career advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->