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( SHORTEST JOKE )
( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HaPPY BIRTHDaY "

Meera : " SaME TO YOU "
GIRL- "i want to
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta
Jab Koi aam Insan Marta Hai Tu auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" akhri aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" aKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya Karu public Demand Ha
What makes a man
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








a power failure!!
Golden Words .
Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
IBLESS Went To
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .


But

He Failed, Came Out & angrily asked . . .













"Yaar Ye aLTaF BaHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->
Aaj K Baad
aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe


Call Kerna


Na hii



Miscall Dena


aur

Na Sms Kerne


Ki Koshish Kerna



Kyun K

COMMaNDaR SaFE GUaRD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->
Heer Said To Ranjha :
Heer Said To Ranjha :

"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"




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"Saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->
Bhengi Wife:
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri aankhain aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
Bakri chari pahar
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WaRDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

aFRICa 2WaRDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

aND aSIa IN FRNT . . .

DaN WaT WIL B aT UR BaCK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KaHa THa K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->

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