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Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JaNa MUMKIN NaHI"
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi abadi ;-
B careful!
1Unkown No Se apko sms aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto a Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
aK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??



answer :


Mere Pass




Mere Pass




NOKIa Hai aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
During School Days KaRaN JOHaR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

and He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys and Me"
What Will U Call a Crow Who |s Very Hard???












a-Crow-t
What Do You Call a Crow Which Is Very Rich??
















Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.

ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->