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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both are BEaUTIFULL . . . ;->
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KaPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KaPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PaKOREY Banao . . . ;->
1 actressDukhi Lehje Main apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil azaadi K Naam Par ;->
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bharte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..

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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
aarti
archana
aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay

Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya

Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay

dis time check is brot 2 u by
WaPDa ;->
VodaFone waLon ka Kutta aj Subah he chaL basa,

Or
ab Woh Bandar se ad karvana chahte hain,

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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Tuuu nhi jayega . . . :p ;->
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better