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fsc aur msc

aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

Dil me Pyar Hai !

ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MaSHaLLaH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line

aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Mehnat Se aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat

aur Haan ...

aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Mein Khudkashi Ker Li

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s advice on Secret of Good Health:

alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli

Pathan Ny NaDRa K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NaDRa Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty

Girl: ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi aayega. :-)

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