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Revised Version of TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. angel came & asked him. He told about wife. angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

AKBAR LAYA 3 GHORE ...

arz kia hy...

aKBaR LaYa 3
GHORE ...

aKBaR LaYa 3
GHORE ...

Wah.. Wah..
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aaJa aaJa DIL NICHORE... ;->

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREaT TO BE a GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost aLL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is always Better... ;->

WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIaM NaRGIS) ;->

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KaRaCHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K agar aisa Hota to aaj Sabse aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

Remix Version of TWIST.

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se aa jana... ;->

If I were to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEaUTIFUL - YOU

LIaR - ME ... =P ;->

My face is above.

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

An Excellent Road Sentence

an Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have an Urgent appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

a lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LaDY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH a RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES aND I WILL LET U GO ;->

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