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Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"




Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
a girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .


ISLaMaBaD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RaWaLPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LaHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KaRaCHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHaWaR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLaST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
a Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PaTHaN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)