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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumayuN









Mujhe Neend aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








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Tum Online aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRaIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
aapko LaPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye aB Cancel
How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Mobile Oscar awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" award Goes To

(''HumayuN'')

ab Jealous Ho Kar apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas aajaogay. :-)
aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai ae buddi":-)
GOLDEN WORDS


"abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;


teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai



t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
a l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
after That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)