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Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FaRaZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
Wo BEWaFa hai to kya hua,
Mat BURa kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DaFa karo usko;-)
Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Pathan apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi aati Mujhe aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
Pathan apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms apny ammi abbu k Samnay Oonchi awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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aisa Karoge Tou Kon ayega... =P ;->