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Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....Jan|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->

Position of a Husband

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split aC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)

ab amitabh Ki Film "Paa" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"Paa DO"

boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. after all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

Best error message

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

an error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

GOOD NEWS 4 U

My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.

k aap ka naam

N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HaPPY ;->

koun sa Amal karega

GOLDEN WORDS.....!

Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa amal karega

Under The Black Cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

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aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

Sentence With a Direct Object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

*@Happy 1st JaNUaRY@*

aaj k din Quaid-e-azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

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