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Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)
Bachy 2 hi Achay.
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Bachy 2 hi achay..;-)
Human beings r soluble in water.
a man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pappu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
sony tv ki cid team
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Arrange Marriage vs love marriage
arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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a Massege From: The Students Of accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PaKISTaN nhi
CHaaND ka tukra hy

aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.
Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYaR KYa TO DaRNa KIa.

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