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Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye


Khuda Jaane ab Kya Hoga?


Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
Socrates Was Once asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love at 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take a Closer Look Second Time".
I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




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SMOKING....:P

HaPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
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Kuch Nazar aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi aati. :-)
arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se aarahi Hai. :-)