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The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Depressed Boy asked an Old Man:

Can There Be anything Worse Than Losing a Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding another One. :-)
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Once a man was smoking
in airport
a gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
It''s Sad For a Girl
To Reach an age When
Men Consider Her

CHaRMLESS

But

Its Worse For a Man
To Reach an age When
Girl Considers Him

HaRMLESS ... =P ;)
Pathan In Crore-Pati



amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Ek aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se aawaz aai:

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abbu Main Hon. :-)
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
and Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)